[Lights up on two people in the jungle. They stand on one side of a river in a deep ditch. Each have red, watery eyes, and the sniffles. They look miserable. There are howls coming from behind them. Person One grabs a vine that hangs down. ]
PERSON ONE:
Quick! Grab on!
[They both grab on, but person one sneezes. The vine snaps.]
PERSON TWO:
What the hell happened?
PERSON ONE:
I dunno, I just sneezed.
[Person one grabs another vine and they both grab on. Person two sneezes and the vine snaps.]
PERSON ONE:
What the Hell?
PERSON TWO:
I don't know!
PERSON ONE:
You try this time.
[Person two shrugs and grabs a vine. A loud howl is heard and both look over their shoulder, terrified of the noise.]
PERSON ONE:
Let's go!
[Person two grabs the vine and hauls himself up on it, Person one follows. They start to swing, but Person one sneezes. The vine snaps and both fall to the ground.]
PERSON ONE:
CURSE THESE ALLERGIES!
PERSON TWO:
.....Mine's a cold.
PERSON ONE:
CURSE YOUR COLD!
PERSON TWO:
CURSE YOUR ALLERGIES!
[Another howl, even louder/closer this time. Person one and two look at each other, grab a vine and swing. Just as they get over the river both of them sneeze, sending them falling into the water below. After the splash is heard, Person Three is seen climbing out of the trees with a big pair of sheers. He chuckles to himself. There is another loud/close howl and he stops chuckling. He looks both ways, scared, and speed walks off. Lights fade.]
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